Gary what Day is it?

Meow

Monday? Oh-ho, Monday!

Thank gosh it's Monday, my number one day

Back in the saddle at work I can shine

I love the rat race and the starting line

It's Monday, thank gosh it's Monday

Sing with me, Gary!

It's Monday, it's Monday, it's Monday

Thank gosh it's Monday

Will you pipe down?!

Can't you just frown and grunt like the rest of us?

You're the only moron in the whole world

who actually likes Monday

Oh, porpoise pants, Squidward

Plenty of people love Monday

just as much as me

Like who?

Thank gosh it's fun-day

Oh, no

The yummy-yum-yum day

Please stop

I'll have a Krabby Patty

Or two, Or three

Yeah, come on tummy, sing with me!

It's Monday, thank gosh it's Monday

Thank gosh it's Monday Thank gosh it's Monday

M-O-N-D-A-Y! M-O-N-D-A-Y! It's Monday!

Thank gosh it's Monday